NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Animals Bred:	93	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	6279

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7301	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Endless Night Skies:	1	Potions Brewed:	199
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	138
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Magic Items Found:	4503
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ores Mined:	9298
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2740	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.