NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MILFyBabysitAITA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MoneyMines SMP

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If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dimension Hops:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockyJobQuit

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	94	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CeasefireCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crops Grown:	9664	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Zombie Dances:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	31
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

UnderwearWarsMC

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineCraftMania

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Emeralds Found:	1417
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CreeperCourtEnlistment

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so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Farms Harvested:	209
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Numbed Tax Totals

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Villages Defended:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, osu, PixelPals, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mines Excavated:	4416	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.