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RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Items Found:	4121	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1552	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Farms Harvested:	952	Dragon Eggs Found:	3887
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	606
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	136
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Love Letters Sent:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Emeralds Found:	9333	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Votes:	8299

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mines Excavated:	2274

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	56	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Emeralds Found:	6504
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9671
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Players:	109/700	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Farms Harvested:	851
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4