NoobSlayr Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HummBlockerCraft

Apology, classical music, concert behavior, concert etiquette, Confrontation, Date night, drunk behavior, EMBARRASSMENT, front row seats, Frustration, holiday music, HummBlockerCraft, humming, Live Music, music etiquette, patience, refund, singing, staff escalation, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5667	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Potions Brewed:	73

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the hum of annoying concert-goers? Look no further! Join our server for a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience. No humming, singing, or tapping your feet allowed – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay.

Our server is so quiet, you’ll be able to hear a creeper sneaking up on you from a mile away. And if anyone dares to make a sound, our admin team will swiftly kick them out faster than you can say “shhh!”

Join now and say goodbye to unwanted background noise. Trust us, you won’t find a more serene gaming environment anywhere else. It’s like a virtual concert hall without the annoying lady behind you!

Crafty20sRedo

building resilience, career development, Crafty20sRedo, Decision making, education, embracing change, exploring passions, Financial Planning, finding purpose, goal-setting, learning from mistakes, life choices, personal growth, redo early 20s, relationships, seeking mentorship, seizing opportunities, self improvement, self reflection, Taking Risks, Time management

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to your early 20s? Well, now you can… in Minecraft! Join our server for a chance to relive your youth and make all the questionable decisions you wish you had made back then.

Forget responsibilities and bills, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic treehouse or starting a llama racing league. Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day and party all night in our virtual world?

So come join us and let’s turn back the clock to a time when the only thing that mattered was how many creepers you could blow up in a day. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it… probably.

Brainy Biomarker Craft

Aging population, alzheimer’s, biomarker, biomarker development, Blood Test, blood-based biomarker, brain changes, brain health, Brainy, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Craft, dementia, early detection, early diagnosis, medical science, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research, study

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

come join our epic minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures ever!!! our server is like a magical land where you can mine diamonds with a spoon and ride on flying pigs!!!

we have a secret potion that gives you the power to speak to chickens and make them do your bidding!!!

if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies!!!

we even have a special quest where you can find a blood-based biomarker that will help you detect brain changes and become the smartest player on the server!!!

so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the craziness begin!!!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Antispam, banner, Cases, description, Floodprotect, fp help, GIF, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, OWNER, personal account, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Towns Built:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bt8.bestixworld.ru

Classic Prison

activities, bedrock, Blackmarket, Cell, classic, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Events, Fishing, Guards, Npcs, patarhd, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP dnmc.net and Port 19132.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special events in the server?

A: Yes, you can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Snowy Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Adventure, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN, Brave US branch, Bravegroup, Cera Luceria, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, IDOLS, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Maeve Morveren, merch, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, O’Lilou Loulou, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, Snowy, Squirmimi, STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, Terra 404, Threads, twitter, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6977	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server? It’s like the Go White Girl Go Edition, but in blocky form! Join us and vibe with the talents of V4Mirai, they’re like the virtual idols of the pixelated world. Crystalis, Petalight, Lunalia, Voltail, they’re all here to party with you in the virtual realm.

But wait, there’s more! We got other Brave EN groups too, like globie and VSPO! EN. They’re all ready to rock your blocky world with their epic streams and crazy antics. And don’t forget about Idol Corp, they’re like the adopted classmate of the Minecraft server, bringing some ASMR vibes to the mix.

So, why join this server? Because where else can you vibe with virtual idols, crazy EN groups, and ASMR sensations all in one place? Plus, we got merch, so you can rep your blocky fam in style. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	374829
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Crops Grown:	4198
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Enchantments Applied:	128
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	225
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Holy Grails Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	New Chunks Explored:	932725

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

Players:	100/100	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Animals Bred:	190
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2