Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
Dimension Hops: 13 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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