NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

cosmosminecraft.net

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

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Metallic Box

PvP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

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Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Items Found:	7493	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	8

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

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TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Love Letters Sent:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Magic Items Found:	1148	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

play.taverncraft.tk

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ores Mined:	8906
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Votes:	3904
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

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Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

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OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	274
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8032
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3190	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Potions Brewed:	58	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

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SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	787281
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Villages Defended:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online