NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Leanworld

Auction, Chestshop, Crates, Enchantments, MCMMO, Multiplayer Survival, Ranks, Silkspawners, Warps

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

LeanWorld strives to be the best new Australian-hosted survival server. you’ll always have things to do in a fresh new survival experience!

The plugins used on this server were all carefully selected to enchance the vanilla Minecraft experience without creating a whole new game. The following is just some of what LeanWorld has to offer.

Custom Enchantments: If you’re bored of Minecraft’s current selection of enchantments, LeanWorld offers seventeen fun new enchantments to discover and use. Full list at https://leanworld.tebex.io/enchantments.

Levelled Mobs: Minecraft’s mobs are fairly easy to fight, but we’ve added a bit more of a challenge with health boosts, increased damage output, increased movement speed and better armour.

McMMO: McMMO is a classic, recently overhauled RPG system with thirteen skills to master, each having their own powerful abilities.

Levels: Make your way up in-game levels by reaching goals for money, playtime, McMMO power level and more for various perks and rewards!

Claims: Players can claim the land around their builds in order to protect them from griefers and looters.

Crates: Test your luck with our crates! You can get crate keys from voting for our server or by buying them with in-game money.

Player Warps: Give players a way to access your shop, mob grinder, town and more for a small teleportation fee!

Auction House: The simplest way to trade with other players! Simply list your items and wait for people to buy.

All this plus SilkSpawners, ChestShops, and minimal lag with a friendly, growing community.

lean.mc.gg

Wisteria server Minecraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Votes:	1552
Void Gems Collected:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Wisteria is a vanilla Minecraft server where you can get a lot of fun and positivity.

On the server you will find a company to your liking: here are enterprising brewers, event creation enthusiasts, creative builders, and also simple guys with whom you can always find a common language. We always welcome new people!

Version: 1.20.x

Season start: July 30, 2023

Overworld size: 20000×20000

Nether world size: 20000×20000

End size: 20000×20000

To start playing with us, go to the project’s Discord. You will find even more interesting things in it!

wisteria.ru-mc.ru

Aquantic | play.aquantic.hu

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ores Mined:	4318

Do you want to play on a demanding server? Then this is your place on the Aquantic server! > About server: – 1.8 – 1.16.5 – Slimefun – Works – MCMMO – Safes – Unique spells – Crates On the server, we strive for sophistication and a great gaming experience. IP address: play.aquantic.hu Discord: https://discord.aquantic.hu

play.aquantic.hu

Pizzaland

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mines Excavated:	3426	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

A greek survival server. Our server contains grief protection, clans and economy. We are trying our best to give our players the best experience. We offer daily events and a non pay to win server. Join us, grind, and be the hero! Win special rewards every 30 minutes. Vote, get keys and open crates. We are waiting for you 😉

play.pizzaland.tk:2200

Nopain network

Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Server IP: NoPainNET.aternos.me:61219

NoPainNET.aternos.me:61219

TEKYGRIEF Minecraft server

Anarchy, Duels, Economy, Pirate, PvP, Russian, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

The server is dedicated to anarchy!

There is a large spawn and there are two types of teleportations into the world.

It has its own currency and a spacious store!

Economy

Exchanges between players, currency exchange and much more!

Just opened, come in!

81.176.176.159

Best Earth SMP

Earth, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2901	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6882

~ Best Earth SMP ~

Not just your average Earth SMP, no. We are one of the only MODDED Earth SMPs! New Mobs, new Weapons, new Vehicles, new GUNS. We don’t consider ourselves heavily modded, nor is the modpack light by any means, but please- if you’re interested in creating factions or just exploring a 1:1500 world map, join us! Modpack and other info can be found on our community Discord.

51.81.151.251:25573

BoxServer7

PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Void Gems Collected:	33	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

>> BoxServer >> BoxPvP >> KeepInventory Off >> Keyall >> Elytra PvP >> Good tps >> Great Community

141.95.72.128:25672

Schattered factions

Factions, MCMMO

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9319
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dimension Hops:	5
Potions Brewed:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

ServerThis is a FACTIONS server above all. To succeed in this server you should create a faction with as many players as you can recruit so that you can create a strong base. Then raid other faction’s bases, while also maintaining your own.

First users to join will receive free kits : First server referrals receive FREE Rank upgrades!

Here is a list of plugins you can use on our server: Plugins• Factions • MCMMO • Loot Crates •Old Combat • Anti-Cheat • CombatLogX •• Flying Carpet • Silk Spawners • Duels •• AJ Parkour • Ultimate TNT • Libs Disguises •

About UsSchattered Factions begins with an OG 2013 factions group with years of PVP, base building and destroying, our top servers died out and we had fell out of the factions scene for a bit, but are now back to give you all the sickest and most interactive factions server of all. We’ll be following an original style of old school factions, with 1.8pvp, and a 1.18.2 world. Come play!

mc.schatteredfactions.com

SeaWay [Морской Путь] Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Starter Kit

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to the Sea Route server! We have Author’s auto-mines! Economy! Strengthened mobs and mini-bosses! Come in! play with friends! Survive! Soon some mini-games will be added and a discord will be made! See you on the server!

135.181.126.160:25982

QuartzSMP

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

QuartzSMP is a full anarchy life-steal SMP.

Fight to survive on your own or form teams and wipe out players to become a force to be reckoned with.

quartzsmp.mcsrv.pro:21404

Encrypted LifeSteal

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8092	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Give our new LifeSteal Minecraft server a try! Vote for our server on different websites to earn rewards! You’re allowed to grief, team, spy, on others, set bounties, and you can vc with other players in our discord server! Make sure to check out all rules when you join.

135.148.140.36:25583

Minepact

Balanced Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9012	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

MinePact is a brand new Skyblock experience supporting Java Edition. The Goal of MinePact is to offer a unique Skyblock experience never seen before. We are excited to have you on this journey with us! We have approximately 3 month long official maps, a fair economy, constant events, caring staff, and are optimized to the most recent Minecraft version.

minepact.net

xX_FirendsCraft_Xx Minecraft server

Lucky blocks, Parkour

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magic Items Found:	5918	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Here you can find:

Survival

Cases

Donat

Weddings

Auto-Mine

And so on

Come in quickly! We are waiting only for you 🙂

45.93.200.30:25628

Hyaxory Network

Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Minecraft Network for versions 1.8 – 1.16. Server dedicated to mini games that include Survival and PvP mode!

English: Hyaxory is a Spanish Minecraft server network for versions 1.8 through 1.16. Its a survival server with PvP and minigames. Stop on by sometime and try out one of Peru’s best Minecraft servers!

mc.hyaxory.es