NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

Absurd, bewildering, BIZARRE, Comical, EXPLAIN, funny, Humorous, illogical, know better, laughable, Nonsensical, NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP, odd, perplexing, preposterous, puzzling, Ridiculous, silly, Someone, strange, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3696
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Serizon

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Looking for THE Minecraft Server to play? Don‘t search any longer, because we got you covered! Enjoy either Survival (SMP) or Lifesteal on Minecraft 1.18.2 with beautiful builds and exciting features. Never be bored playing Minecraft again, we focus on regularly bringing new content and keeping the community engaged. Bedrock Crossplay included, bring your friends on any device to play together with you!

mc.serizon.net

The Salad Mix

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

» Server version: 1.17.1 » Number of slots: 150

» Authorization: Premium and NonPremium

IP: thesaladmix.csrv.pl

thesaladmix.csrv.pl:3306

Redstonetor.ch

Creative, Skyblock, Skygrid, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Void Gems Collected:	11

RedstoneTor.ch is a free to play survival server. No commands are blocked behind ranks, everything that is available to you can be done from the moment you join the server.

We have several different survival words including the default survival world, city world, sky grid and sky block. We also have creative plots world if you just want to play around and build stuff.

We have several plugins available include Protection Stones, Lockette, Chest Shops, Vehicles, Pets, Particles and Proximity Chat!

play.redstonetor.ch

🔥 𝙻𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 1.12 – 1.16.5 🔥 PvP survival game! Minecraft server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

• Server IP address: mc.lobsterworld.ru:25607 Version 1.16.5

• Versions 1.12 to 1.16.5 work! (I recommend from 1.16.5)

• VK server link:

• [ https://vk.com/mclobsterworldru ]

• DS server link:

• [ http://discord.lobsterworld.ru ]

• Donut shop:

• [ http://shop.lobsterworld.ru ]

65.21.216.251:25607

Onion Server

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	262
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3435
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Onion Server Technical Survival Server 1.17.1 Economy – Clans – Prayers of Protection – Unique Trades

104.128.51.139:25568

Smiley SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Animals Bred:	137
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Fun with no griefing,allowed to meet other players from around the world and nice staff!Recommended to join if you are just looking to play with random people!

Smiley_746.aternos.me

Kethona

Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla, smp

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

We are Kethona! A new, community based server with a main focus on Survival Multiplayer with a Job based economy. Many projects are currently under way and new features will be implemented as they are completed. With a community discord, and a very active Owner, feedback and suggestions are welcomed and encouraged! We look forward to meeting you!

kethona.apexmc.co

SaidWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, Donations, Economy, Free Donations, Grief, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	107
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	226	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

New griefer server! There was a wipe recently! Donate /free /hack everyone! Donate currency to everyone! Come and play! Take the tops! Loot the auto mine! Trade with NPCs! Loot Air drops and kill bosses!

mc.sideworld.fun

QuantumCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

QuantumCraft: The survival server of the future!

Come and join us on our journey where we look to tomorrow instead of today! Play in a safe, relaxing enviornment with features such as shops, rtp, keepinventory, and more! Sit and relax with G-SIT by right clicking stairs or slabs!

play.quantumcraftmc.com

G-Dem SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8655
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	100
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Join the G-Dem Smp, we a small nice community on a none resetting semi-vanilla server. Want to make farms and sell in an economy then the shopping district is for you! Prefer walking more dangerously then team up with friends, become aggressive and raid all the other aggressive peoples bases!

G-Dem_SMP.apexmc.co

Breezymc

smp, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Hello all, BreezyMC is currently looking for members and staff members, we have currently have, Helper, Moderator, Senior Moderator, Admin, Graphic Designer, and Developer all open! These are alot open because we are new! I am a single owner and am looking for help! We have a current store and discord, We are planning on a website later down the line once I know I can start making profit off the server so I can help the server grow. Our donation goal is currently $100 which is est enough to upgrade the server to top line. We are looking forward to see everyone new here!

breezymc.net

NorthSurvival Minecraft server closed

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Potions Brewed:	36	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

North Survival is a survival server with a nice set of plugins, we have everything for your comfortable game!

We value different styles of survival; for those who like a quiet game, we provide disabling PvP and items falling out upon death. Players who love battles also did not go unnoticed; the server has a PvP arena where commands are disabled, as well as saving inventory, this helps to maintain the excitement of the battle.

In addition, we value your creativity, you don’t have to worry about your masterpieces and don’t be afraid of being blacklisted, since we have the opportunity to secure your buildings. Vulture and deception are completely prohibited on the server! In case of world wipes, we can transfer your beautiful building to a new map!

We also welcome players holding their own events, and are always ready to help you with this.

If you are an ambitious player and want to gain influence among other players, you can found your own clan and take leadership in the economy, engage in trading at auctions, or get a job and earn money.

On our server there are no free donations, cases, admin panels, and ban, mute, kick commands are freely available, and you cannot buy GM on the server. The weather and time of day in the world can only be changed by the server administration.

Begging on the server is not welcome, the administration does not distribute mods to everyone. Candidates for helpers and moderators are screened before they are granted certain rights.

If you are interested in our server, we will be glad to see you in the game!

mc.northsurvival.ru

BloofMC

Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Potions Brewed:	137	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Worlds Never Reset!

When there’s an update, we simply expand the world border!

This is a Builder-Friendly Adult Server designed for long-term gameplay.

Join for a simple yet feature-rich experience on the most dependable server you can find.

No need to Vote/Donate to become powerful on the server.

——————————————————————————————— Server Location: Ashburn VA, USA 99.9% Up-Time – Online 24/7 Since June 25th, 2020 Official Contact: Discord

BLOOF.XYZ

ClarkTribeGames

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Love Letters Sent:	1

Welcoming server that aims to be a consistent place for all stages of Minecraft gamers to enjoy the thrills of Minecraft survival. We try to keep it PG as this server is kid friendly. All we ask is for everyone to be kind and courteous. PVE only please.

minecraft.clarktribegames.com

Damascus earth

Dynmap, Earth, Faction Survival, smp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6347
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ores Mined:	5653	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Factions SMP on a 1:2000 scale earth map in minecraft, with a claiming and nations system built in.

15.204.131.250:25575