NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	1935
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Love Letters Sent:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	7542

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	1421

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	688733	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4645	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Zombie Dances:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	211
Ores Mined:	5879	Dimension Hops:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5447	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.