NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

Absurd, bewildering, BIZARRE, Comical, EXPLAIN, funny, Humorous, illogical, know better, laughable, Nonsensical, NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP, odd, perplexing, preposterous, puzzling, Ridiculous, silly, Someone, strange, UNBELIEVABLE

Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Towns Built:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ores Mined:	8170	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Towns Built:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Potions Brewed:	152	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5867	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	New Chunks Explored:	92045
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	74	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	142
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Animals Bred:	184

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	813737	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1955
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Items Found:	5151

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.