NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Potions Brewed:	178

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Crops Grown:	8729
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Endless Night Skies:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Farms Harvested:	265
Enchantments Applied:	115	Love Letters Sent:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	764582	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.