NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2891	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	196	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Villages Defended:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Void Armor Forged:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ores Mined:	4579
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Potions Brewed:	84	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.