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Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8382
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mines Excavated:	1943

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3300

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	700	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Enchantments Applied:	253	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Star Shards Collected:	133
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!