NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Potions Brewed:	113
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	156642
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5016
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Animals Bred:	138
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4167

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9273	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4237	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	898	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Towns Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.