NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	91

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	40
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1603
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	New Chunks Explored:	711953

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	464	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.