NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	140	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Towns Built:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Dragon Eggs Found:	4647

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	752
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Potions Brewed:	200
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchantments Applied:	143
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	188
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ores Mined:	8836	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	726	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!