NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ores Mined:	8143	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ores Mined:	7756	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4540	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Enchantments Applied:	257
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Potions Brewed:	118	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Animals Bred:	150	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magic Items Found:	1091

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!