NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Towns Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	5558
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4766
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	39	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Towns Built:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	101	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Void Armor Forged:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	25373	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	9689
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.