NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	293	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Crops Grown:	1508	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1185
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Farms Harvested:	300
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magic Items Found:	3881
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Alien Abductions:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mines Excavated:	1176
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	5671	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Farms Harvested:	608	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6747	Dimension Hops:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.