NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	108	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	149	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Emeralds Found:	7418

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	171	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Falling into the Void:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Holy Grails Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Crops Grown:	5004
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magic Items Found:	6384
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Animals Bred:	170	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	5114	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.