NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crops Grown:	3350
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	148
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Emeralds Found:	5909
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	4398
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	84
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	New Chunks Explored:	583817
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	103

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Star Shards Collected:	291	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Animals Bred:	35
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	152
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ores Mined:	2957
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Potions Brewed:	136
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Void Gems Collected:	31
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MoodyMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Looking for a server that you can play on with your friends? Welcome to MoodyMC, a server where players can pvp make money and do custom quests. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.