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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5589 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5601 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 30 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?
Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).