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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6053 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Enchantments Applied: | 185 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
Farms Harvested: | 759 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?
Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).