NoobCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with normies and living in the modern world feeling like hell? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and find your special someone!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world, fight off creepers, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated partner to share your virtual life with?

So come on and join us, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Salman’s Blocky Kingdom Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like, totally insane, just like how the Saudi Crown Prince doesn’t care about the Palestinian issue, we don’t care about boring stuff either, we just wanna have fun in Minecraft, ya know?

join us if you wanna build a castle made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, because why not? we don’t follow the rules, just like how the Crown Prince does whatever he wants.

plus, we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons, just waiting for you to find them. so come join us and let’s create chaos together, because who needs politics when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Farms Harvested:	970	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1614
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Enchantments Applied:	80

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SoupCraft: VanGoghVandalism

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join this epic minecraft server where u can throw soup on famous paintings like Van Gogh’s! we got activists running around causing chaos and making art history fun! come join the madness and be part of the soup-throwing revolution! who needs paintbrushes when u got a can of soup, amirite? let’s make art great again, one splash at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Emeralds Found:	4278
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Briny Water Lithium Mine

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of mining for hours in Minecraft just to get a tiny bit of lithium? Well, have no fear, because our server has got you covered! We’ve got a revolutionary new method for extracting lithium from briny water that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re swimming in the ocean, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden underwater cave filled with lithium-rich briny water. All you gotta do is scoop it up with a bucket and BAM! You’ve got yourself a whole bunch of lithium without breaking a sweat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of lithium-loving dolphins who will guide you to the best mining spots and protect you from any pesky creepers that try to ruin your day. Plus, our server is 100% eco-friendly, so you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about damaging the environment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of extracting lithium like never before. Trust us, once you go briny water, you’ll never go back!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Marthia Land: Where vanilla players try to survive with a side of drama! Join us now!

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About Marthia Nations
Join Marthia Nations: https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Q: How long has Marthia Nations been around?	A: Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
Q: What plugins does Marthia Nations offer?	A: Marthia Nations offers plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Q: Can I build an empire on Marthia Nations?	A: Yes, Marthia Nations allows players to build empires and battle with ships and planes.
Q: How can I join Marthia Nations?	A: You can join Marthia Nations by following the invitation link provided above.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Buildings Constructed:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Void Armor Forged:	27	Potions Brewed:	146

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Anonymous’ Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing wolves.

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchantments Applied:	282	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	66
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Gratuity Minecraft SMP Expert

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay ever!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered tanks. Will you join them or will you stop their evil plans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	48	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Animals Bred:	81	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BoyfriendBlunderMC

Apologize.., Apology, awkward situation, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlunderMC, Bridesmaids, cordiality, friend drama, Group Chats, inappropriate comment, middle school fight, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, only fans, silent treatment, social circles, social dynamics, social etiquette, social interconnected, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a middle school cafeteria! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive bridesmaids, inappropriate apologies, and awkward group chats.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

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Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

KyivKaboomCraft

aggression, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, Conflict, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivKaboomCraft, Military, Politics, power grid, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

No Ego Zone

Ego, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self compassion practice, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, selfless, Zone

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

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so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1641	Ores Mined:	9982
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6924	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.