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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Elon Musk would feel right at home! Join us for a wild ride filled with brain-damaged shenanigans and ketamine-fueled adventures. Our server is so insane, even Elon himself would be like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?”

We’ve got deranged builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and a community that will make you question your sanity. So come on over and see for yourself why this server is the perfect place for those who have done a little too much ketamine (or any other drugs Elon hasn’t publicly admitted to abusing).

Don’t worry about taking anything too seriously here, because let’s face it – our minds aren’t all there either. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot Elon Musk himself, looking more deranged than ever before!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The CaptainKirk55 Experience

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

This server is just a laid back semi vanilla type experience with a realistic economy. Come play and build a house, make a shop, or just explore. It’s all up to you.

Dynmap: http://map.kirk55.com

There is no donation page, everyone has the same opportunity as other players. Server is friendly with a happy community 🙂 Feel free to stop by.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Muffinized Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

In this network, there is a variety of gamemodes for you to choose from. From PVP to builds, we’ve got it all. Don’t worry about anything, you have 100% freedom over anything/ Also, this network has a variety of plugins used to give you an amazing experience.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Sugarplums smp

Custom Ranks, Economy, rp, Semi Vanilla, smp

Sugarplums SMP started 12/06/23 so we are a very new server and we are looking for some players to join us!We strive to keep community standards high so if you have a problem or anything we can help you with it/solve it.Give us some suggestions you got if needed.

About us:We have a active and welcoming community, we are a community that prides itself on engagement and fun. We welcome anyone but you need to be able to take joke :D. Our community likes to socialise and build stuff together etc. We are aiming to have towns and cities but thats just a goal. We offer a safe environment to play survival with friends. We have ranks, custom enchants, tpa, jobs, shop, /home and land claiming!We also have buyable ranks on our website which give you benefits, items, currency, special commands and more!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Jaylex

Mini Games, Skywars, Towny

Play cool minigames with your friend, build your empire in the survival world and much more! At Jaylex, you will have the chance to meet a entire community. Don’t forget to check out our partner server sabcraft.serv.gs!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Austreuscraft

Survival

Server IP: austreuscraft.us

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PvPingMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

PvPingMC is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2015. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – FactionsPirate (Competitive) – Skyblock (Custom Enchants)

Join Today! – play.pvpingmc.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Kinevo Public Minecraft

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

At Kinevo where we welcome everyone to our community and our Minecraft section consists of three different worlds one for Creative, Disneyland and Vanilla survival all of which run 1.15.2.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Xp smp

Economy, Survival

Economy Survival Minecraft SMP | Version 1.8 – 1.20 Java+bedrock

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Boukeys McMMO

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Boukey’s McMMO – Active staff – no lag – 100% uptime – Economy system – Hosted in the Netherlands

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Armoury

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

On the Armoury Minecraft server, you can expect to have the ultimate Minecraft experience. An Armoury, in history, is a place for soldiers to get ready for the upcoming challenges life faces! We are a small group of friends who run a community server together inspired by the Hermitcraft series and the SMP genre. We want to ensure that anyone of all ages can play in safety with the support of our staff to help them through the challenges both Minecraft and life throws at them. In terms of location, the server is hosted in Western Europe with the main languages of the server being English / Dutch / French although we focus upon the ultimate survival experience we have other features listed below.

Come along! Come join our community! We are welcoming and will help you to meet long-lasting friends!

IP: playmc.thearmoury.com Website:https://www.thearmoury.net/ Discord:https://discord.gg/jhFtBpc

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mustardrealms

Casual, Multiplayer Survival, PvP

Server Information

Welcome to MustardRealms – Unleash Your Gaming Adventure!

Server Description:Embark on an extraordinary journey at MustardRealms, where we redefine the Minecraft multiplayer experience! With a vibrant community, exciting gameplay features, and dedicated staff, we offer a haven for adventurers seeking endless fun and limitless creativity.

Server Features:

Explore a vast and meticulously crafted world filled with breathtaking landscapes and captivating secrets.Engage in thrilling PvP battles or team up with friends to take over.Immerse yourself in a dynamic economy system, where trading and resource management are key to success.Unlock a wide range of custom cosmetic items, pets, mounts, and more to personalize your character and showcase your style.Join a friendly and supportive community, where players of all ages and backgrounds come together to share their passion for gaming.Enjoy regular updates and new content additions that keep the adventure fresh and enticing

Server IP: play.mustardrealms.netJoin us now and start your epic journey at MustardRealms!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The BDGCraft

Creative, KitPvP

Welcome to BDGCraft! BDGCraft is a 1.15.1 Minecraft Server Including many different modes, including: KitPvP Creative Survival Modded Survival Earth Survival

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Magic voxels

Custom Items, Custom Plugins, Custom Ranks, Economy, Friendly, No Grief, Pve Survival, Small

Magic Voxels is a Minecraft Survival Economy Server for Java edition players.

Who we are:

We are a small, friendly community, the core members have played together on various versions of our server for over a decade and we welcome new players. Magic Voxels is created out of love for the game, there are no donator ranks or perks here, we’re not about taking money off our players.

It is easy to join and just start playing because we stay true to the vanilla experience!

Why we are different:

We have a one of a kind set of gameplay enhancing plugins which are very similar to skyblock item gathering challenges which let you earn special scrolls, which can be exchanged for ranks and custom items.

You will not see our custom plugins on any other server, they were created by our owner who is a professional java developer for his day job, but our plugins do not get in the way of gameplay, there are no silly gimmicks here!

We know how to run a balanced server, we’ve been running our small, friendly community for over a decade.

So:

If you’re looking for;

A friendly Server which welcomes new players.The complete opposite of pay to win.No grief, no cheat environment.Survival economy.Challenging gameplay.

You’ve found it!

play.dbdmc.com

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SimAlley Sheepies

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

A server for fans of the SimAlley youtube channel! All new sheepies welcome!!! There are often very random things that happen and it’s a little bit wild. Always unexpected. It’s also not overly strict on rules. If you make life miserable for other people on the server, then yes. You will be kicked. . . . but things are usually pretty low key here. Not a lot of people on at once.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AssassinPvP

KitPvP

IP : AssassinPvP.cbu.net:25593 Owner: CyprusAssassinGR Flypvp server

Ranks: Coal Iron Gold Diamond Emerald

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.