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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 5533 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4174 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 117 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1626 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
But wait, it gets even crazier! One time, a player’s pet parrot started rapping Eminem lyrics and the villagers formed a flash mob to dance to it. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a roller coaster that launched you into a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a squirrel on a caffeine high, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to pose nude for an artist uncle…just kidding, we draw the line at flying pigs.