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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 982 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Mines Excavated: | 2011 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
But wait, it gets even crazier! One time, a player’s pet parrot started rapping Eminem lyrics and the villagers formed a flash mob to dance to it. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a roller coaster that launched you into a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a squirrel on a caffeine high, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to pose nude for an artist uncle…just kidding, we draw the line at flying pigs.