NoNudeNoDiam0nds | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magic Items Found:	5231	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

New Minecraft Servers

Hey gamers! So I stumbled upon this Minecraft server and let me tell you, it’s wilder than your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings), diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding.

But wait, it gets even crazier! One time, a player’s pet parrot started rapping Eminem lyrics and the villagers formed a flash mob to dance to it. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a roller coaster that launched you into a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a squirrel on a caffeine high, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to pose nude for an artist uncle…just kidding, we draw the line at flying pigs.

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Villages Defended:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2269
Ores Mined:	10000	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchantments Applied:	146	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimension Hops:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Farms Harvested:	476
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Potions Brewed:	172	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crops Grown:	2093

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Love Letters Sent:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Animals Bred:	98	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Emeralds Found:	3885

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6200	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	746	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4005
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Divine Spears Created:	25
Love Letters Sent:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Animals Bred:	162	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

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