Nonsense SMP – Minecraft

Absurd, Baffling, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, confusion, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, mind-boggling, Minecraft, nonsense, Nonsensical, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, Unexplainable, unfathomable

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a server where pigs fly, literally. Our admin has a weird obsession with launching pigs into the sky using TNT cannons, and it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with quirky characters who have the strangest Minecraft builds you’ll ever see. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will follow you around and attack anyone who dares to challenge you.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that makes absolutely no sense at all, join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wackiness!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Star Shards Collected:	100
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crops Grown:	6387
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	1416
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	5078	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crops Grown:	3095
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragons Tamed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Falling into the Void:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net