NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Items Found:	7233
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Gravelcraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP

The new Minecraft server Gravelcraft.nl. Free to join (no whitelist).

Features: – Factions – Survival – Creative

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Empire Craft | Towny SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Empire Craft

Here’s a few things we offer: McMMO, Player Warps, Player Economy, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks Using In-Game Money…

We do our best to keep this community a friendly place. If you’re looking for a fun survival server, then gives ours a shot 🙂

Hope to see you soon!

play.empire-craft.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EDO’S WORLD

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Zealanderville

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a friendly, survival server with helpful staff and a great community. Our server features a few fun extras such as; mcmmo, mypet, jobs,auctions,and several different PVP arena (mob,regular and class PVP). We also have some fun minigames: kickin’ chicken, spleef, and a COD spin-off.

Stop by and say HI! Happy playing The Z-Team!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EpicCraft

Welcome to EpicCraft The realism server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mines Excavated:	4308
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

WeBuildCrap

We are a Bukkit based PVE survival server. We also have a creative world and are working on a gameworld that will include a hunger games arena. But this is far from vanilla. This is a fairly small server where everyone is quite helpful. We have a large variety of Plugins ranging from protecting your land, animals, and self to mods that make the game more challanging, as well as an economy fueled by users buying and selling to eachother. We highly encourage towns and user built things. Check out our forums for more information at www.webuildcrap.com We look forward to meeting you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cloudcreeper Minecraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ActionPVP – Minigames

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Here at ActionPVP we didn’t just want to build a Minecraft server, we wanted to build a community of PVP’ers. So we put together a team of great coders and set out on building a fully custom plugin and website to support our dream of an easy friendly place to jump in and play PVP matches at any time.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Towns Built:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7391	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TownCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

TownCraft is a community driven SMP Server. Player run economy with an item based currency, player run towns and shops, fun plugins such as McMMO, and much more! Server was created in 2011 and ran up until 2015. The server was offline until 2022. Now I have rebuilt the server from the ground up and am excited to share it with the public!

We function a bit differently than “Towny” servers. We do not use towny, but rather Grief Defender with the RealEstate addon. This allows for very customizable towns and plots that can be sold, leased, or rented. All plots are protected. To encourage living in a town, raiding is allowed in the wild. Living in towns will have benefits such as local shops, protection from PvP and raiding, and creating friends! Now you may build and live in the wild but you may be raided or killed! Anyone can become a “mayor” and given a special role that can create a town claim and plots. For more details checkout the website or ask in game!

Basic rules No cheating / exploits No racism, homophobia, sexism, or any other type of disrespect. No swearing. TownCraft is welcome to members of all ages, profanity is censored. Don’t be rude.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Towns Built:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

InfiniteMC Overpowered Raiding 1.7.2

★Features★

– MCPVP Teams – MCPVP Trackers – MCPVP Go Warps – MCPVP Spawn Protection

Well, please join us now, we are growing really fast! This is the best server. Please like the post so we can get at Most Liked. We also have a server website. You can always visit our website for the latest news and updates. Please go to www.hc-infinitemc.enjin.com

IP: pvp.infinityraids.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PlatyCast

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Hermitcraft-like server! The server focuses on vanilla similar to how Hermitcraft is but with plugins to make it easier and without any griefing.

Come play survival!! The server is 24/7 and is always updated with the latest build of spigot and plugins. We also have custom plugins!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magic Items Found:	5660	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GameChatWorld

A friendly, no nonsense server, with regular members and helpful staff. Server is survival so you can pick out any open part of the world and start building. Worried about grief? No need to worry, just inform the nearest staff member and they will punish the wrongdoer and roll back any damage done!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

northern Realms

– Welcome to Northern Realms MC. We are proud to anounce the grand Re-opening of the long awaited peaceful, economy based, Towny server known as Northern Realms. We are the third generation in a long line of past PvP Towny servers, Hardcore PvP Faction servers, and now as a Family Friendly Economy based Towny Server. The staff of the server have been working on this server for a long time now, and are finally releasing the IP to the public ( 69.175.124.76 ).

– Come and check out the servers amazing spawn built by many people including Jonnyboy838, Khrysteen1973, Maalur, Codebomb, Pumpumrasta, daabest1. We encourage many new players to join and ask questions if you need help. You will find that you will be able to progress quickly in the world of Minecraft with the help of not only the staff, but everyone else on the server as well.

– If you have any questions before joining, or while on the server, or just want to chat, feel free to log onto the Teamspeak 3 server and talk to all of us here at Northern Realms ( ts43.gamespeak.com:9269 ) as we always have someone on to talk. We will soon be having drop parties of items once we start getting a steady flow of people (P.S: They will be epic!!).

– We hope to see you all very soon. From all of us over at Northern Realms, we hope you have a wonderful time.

All of the above and much more at Northern Realms!63.209.37.233:9111 ) as we always have someone on to talk. We will soon be having drop parties of items once we start getting a steady flow of people (P.S: They will be awesome :3).

We hope to see you all very soon. From all of us over at Northern Realms, we hope you have a wonderful time.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Warzonedefenders

Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Minecraft “First Person Shooter” Server Host:join.warzonedefenders.com Website: http://warzonedefenders.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Emeralds Found:	3649

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WolfCraft

Economy

WolfCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1162
Love Letters Sent:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.