NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Redstone Realm

A fun survival no grief new server. 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Minecraft Bay

======Welcome!====== On our new server…

Our server is an ALLROUND server, of course online 24/7…And has the following features…

=========Games========== ->Catacombs

->MobArena

->Spleef

->Survival/HungerGames

->PVP Arena

->AdventureMap

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Potions Brewed:	96	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Darkrider

Darkriderz is a great place to relax and have fun with the communite. we have creative SG and more muti games!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1374	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Gravelcraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP

The new Minecraft server Gravelcraft.nl. Free to join (no whitelist).

Features: – Factions – Survival – Creative

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Empire Craft | Towny SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Empire Craft

Here’s a few things we offer: McMMO, Player Warps, Player Economy, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks Using In-Game Money…

We do our best to keep this community a friendly place. If you’re looking for a fun survival server, then gives ours a shot 🙂

Hope to see you soon!

play.empire-craft.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EDO’S WORLD

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	590	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Zealanderville

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a friendly, survival server with helpful staff and a great community. Our server features a few fun extras such as; mcmmo, mypet, jobs,auctions,and several different PVP arena (mob,regular and class PVP). We also have some fun minigames: kickin’ chicken, spleef, and a COD spin-off.

Stop by and say HI! Happy playing The Z-Team!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EpicCraft

Welcome to EpicCraft The realism server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9535
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WeBuildCrap

We are a Bukkit based PVE survival server. We also have a creative world and are working on a gameworld that will include a hunger games arena. But this is far from vanilla. This is a fairly small server where everyone is quite helpful. We have a large variety of Plugins ranging from protecting your land, animals, and self to mods that make the game more challanging, as well as an economy fueled by users buying and selling to eachother. We highly encourage towns and user built things. Check out our forums for more information at www.webuildcrap.com We look forward to meeting you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	66
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Cloudcreeper Minecraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ores Mined:	7420	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ActionPVP – Minigames

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Here at ActionPVP we didn’t just want to build a Minecraft server, we wanted to build a community of PVP’ers. So we put together a team of great coders and set out on building a fully custom plugin and website to support our dream of an easy friendly place to jump in and play PVP matches at any time.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TownCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

TownCraft is a community driven SMP Server. Player run economy with an item based currency, player run towns and shops, fun plugins such as McMMO, and much more! Server was created in 2011 and ran up until 2015. The server was offline until 2022. Now I have rebuilt the server from the ground up and am excited to share it with the public!

We function a bit differently than “Towny” servers. We do not use towny, but rather Grief Defender with the RealEstate addon. This allows for very customizable towns and plots that can be sold, leased, or rented. All plots are protected. To encourage living in a town, raiding is allowed in the wild. Living in towns will have benefits such as local shops, protection from PvP and raiding, and creating friends! Now you may build and live in the wild but you may be raided or killed! Anyone can become a “mayor” and given a special role that can create a town claim and plots. For more details checkout the website or ask in game!

Basic rules No cheating / exploits No racism, homophobia, sexism, or any other type of disrespect. No swearing. TownCraft is welcome to members of all ages, profanity is censored. Don’t be rude.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

InfiniteMC Overpowered Raiding 1.7.2

★Features★

– MCPVP Teams – MCPVP Trackers – MCPVP Go Warps – MCPVP Spawn Protection

Well, please join us now, we are growing really fast! This is the best server. Please like the post so we can get at Most Liked. We also have a server website. You can always visit our website for the latest news and updates. Please go to www.hc-infinitemc.enjin.com

IP: pvp.infinityraids.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlatyCast

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Hermitcraft-like server! The server focuses on vanilla similar to how Hermitcraft is but with plugins to make it easier and without any griefing.

Come play survival!! The server is 24/7 and is always updated with the latest build of spigot and plugins. We also have custom plugins!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GameChatWorld

A friendly, no nonsense server, with regular members and helpful staff. Server is survival so you can pick out any open part of the world and start building. Worried about grief? No need to worry, just inform the nearest staff member and they will punish the wrongdoer and roll back any damage done!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!