NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	662238	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DevilCraft

DevilCraft is a server with many stuff such as PVP, MobArena, Factions, Grief and more. Join us now and you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Gir-Society

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Minecraft IP: play.girsociety.com Discord: https://discord.gg/girsociety Dynmap: http://mc.girsociety.com:8123/

Discover the realm of Gir-Society, an exceptional survival server where adventure knows no bounds. Elevate your journey with ranks, earn rewards through voting, wield unique custom items, and bask in the company of our welcoming staff.

Immerse yourself in an untouched survival encounter, where the essence of your creations remains untarnished. Our steadfast commitment to preventing griefing ensures that your architectural marvels are shielded from harm’s way. If unadulterated survival resonates with you, look no further – your quest ends here.

Embark on a new horizon at your command! Utilize the random teleport function to venture afar and inaugurate your odyssey. It ushers you to a destination within the expansive sphere surrounding spawn.

-Gir-Society

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CastleCraft

CastleCraft is an “OldSchool” server, like in the good old days. Not gigantic cities with square plots of land, but with lots of them small sleepy villages. Come and join us and we will take you with us Receive joys!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Redstone Realm

A fun survival no grief new server. 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Minecraft Bay

======Welcome!====== On our new server…

Our server is an ALLROUND server, of course online 24/7…And has the following features…

=========Games========== ->Catacombs

->MobArena

->Spleef

->Survival/HungerGames

->PVP Arena

->AdventureMap

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	3401
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Darkrider

Darkriderz is a great place to relax and have fun with the communite. we have creative SG and more muti games!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	556904	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Gravelcraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP

The new Minecraft server Gravelcraft.nl. Free to join (no whitelist).

Features: – Factions – Survival – Creative

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3519	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Empire Craft | Towny SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Empire Craft

Here’s a few things we offer: McMMO, Player Warps, Player Economy, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks Using In-Game Money…

We do our best to keep this community a friendly place. If you’re looking for a fun survival server, then gives ours a shot 🙂

Hope to see you soon!

play.empire-craft.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EDO’S WORLD

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Zealanderville

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a friendly, survival server with helpful staff and a great community. Our server features a few fun extras such as; mcmmo, mypet, jobs,auctions,and several different PVP arena (mob,regular and class PVP). We also have some fun minigames: kickin’ chicken, spleef, and a COD spin-off.

Stop by and say HI! Happy playing The Z-Team!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EpicCraft

Welcome to EpicCraft The realism server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

WeBuildCrap

We are a Bukkit based PVE survival server. We also have a creative world and are working on a gameworld that will include a hunger games arena. But this is far from vanilla. This is a fairly small server where everyone is quite helpful. We have a large variety of Plugins ranging from protecting your land, animals, and self to mods that make the game more challanging, as well as an economy fueled by users buying and selling to eachother. We highly encourage towns and user built things. Check out our forums for more information at www.webuildcrap.com We look forward to meeting you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cloudcreeper Minecraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ActionPVP – Minigames

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Here at ActionPVP we didn’t just want to build a Minecraft server, we wanted to build a community of PVP’ers. So we put together a team of great coders and set out on building a fully custom plugin and website to support our dream of an easy friendly place to jump in and play PVP matches at any time.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TownCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

TownCraft is a community driven SMP Server. Player run economy with an item based currency, player run towns and shops, fun plugins such as McMMO, and much more! Server was created in 2011 and ran up until 2015. The server was offline until 2022. Now I have rebuilt the server from the ground up and am excited to share it with the public!

We function a bit differently than “Towny” servers. We do not use towny, but rather Grief Defender with the RealEstate addon. This allows for very customizable towns and plots that can be sold, leased, or rented. All plots are protected. To encourage living in a town, raiding is allowed in the wild. Living in towns will have benefits such as local shops, protection from PvP and raiding, and creating friends! Now you may build and live in the wild but you may be raided or killed! Anyone can become a “mayor” and given a special role that can create a town claim and plots. For more details checkout the website or ask in game!

Basic rules No cheating / exploits No racism, homophobia, sexism, or any other type of disrespect. No swearing. TownCraft is welcome to members of all ages, profanity is censored. Don’t be rude.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.