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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2279 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 553752 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia. It’s like a real-life Chicken Run movie, but with more explosions and disco parties.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion where you can fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. It’s like Halloween every day on our server!
So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now!