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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4055 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia. It’s like a real-life Chicken Run movie, but with more explosions and disco parties.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion where you can fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. It’s like Halloween every day on our server!
So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now!