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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 9983 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1115 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia. It’s like a real-life Chicken Run movie, but with more explosions and disco parties.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion where you can fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. It’s like Halloween every day on our server!
So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now!