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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 5057 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 876 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).