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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2169 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 270 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).