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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1019 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 1450 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 489 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 98 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).