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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1364 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 2473 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).