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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 852 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 21 |
New Chunks Explored: | 345609 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).