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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8594 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).