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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 440 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 7419 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).