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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 6561 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).