NoMoreNaturalFunctions | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3876
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	249	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	110
Alien Abductions:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crops Grown:	2020
Dragon Eggs Found:	4677	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7414
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Towns Built:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Buildings Constructed:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Star Shards Collected:	221
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.