NoMoreNaturalFunctions | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Astral Projections Made:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
New Chunks Explored:	928326	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4354
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Salt & Light 1.20.1Cracked 1.20.1 (1.17 – 1.20.1) uwu Cosmetics, Silk Spawners, Playershops, McMMO, PvP Arenas, Ranks, Economy and many more features!Everyone here is friendly so you’re welcomed to join XD

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!