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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 330 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 361 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?