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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4154 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 180 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?