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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5751 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7341 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 491 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?