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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 6357 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
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