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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 9672 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?